Sunday, March 21, 2010

MEN VS WOMEN




based from my experiences.

WOMEN

1. Women can discover everything except the obvious..I don’t know but sometimes I’m kinda stupid about this kind of situations in my life..

2. If a girl wants to hold a man, she has merely to appeal to the worst in him..i think you gt my point..

3. Crying is the refuge of the plain girls and the ruin of pretty ones.

4. If you really want to know what a girl means, which is dangerous, always look at her but never listen. ( Lesson learned from my ex-boyfriend)

5.For fascinating girls, sex is a challenge, for others it is merely a defense..am I correct??

6. Girls give to men the very gold of their lives, but they always want it back in small change..

What can I say im just a girl with full of experiences.

Now boys, it’s your turn.I’m not an expert but little things like this might kill you.

1. If a man is a gentleman, he knows quite enough, and…..if he is not a gentleman, whatever he knows is likely to be bad for him..

2. They say that men become old, they never become good.. ( based from my bitter grandmom)

3. They always have the PLAN B.

4. They never tell secrets..

5. They always got caught by their girlfriends..lol!

6 A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing..

7. Their favorite line… ” I can resist everything…except temptation..” sweeeeetttt!!!!! duh!!!

8. A man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies..and I know one!

9. No man is ever rich enough to buy back his past..

10. Every great man nowadays has his disciples, but it is always Judas who writes the biography..

But you know what?? I’m kinda jelous coz Nero says that the World was made for men and not for women..WHAAATTT??? discrimination!

All I can say is that..I have very simple tastes, I am always satisfied with the very best..=p

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